So I have had my Iphone for almost a year and I just activated the voice mail and I suddenly have almost 100 voice mails. LOL oops. My bad.
I know I’m gonna get along great with my suite mates but I don’t know about my room mate, we seem pretty different.. I guess I’ll just have to find out. I’m nervous for college.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Roommate assignments are in! Too bad my email isn’t working. Anxiety!
I need sleep. In the past three days I’ve had about 10 hours of sleep.
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
whorable-nights: oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react. LOL
-everysecond: distinctmemory: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR omg what is this animal OMFG
So many emotions last night. I was happy, mad, sad, extremely sad, happy and wasted. It was just an interesting fucking night.
jerry-seinfeld: tonight we are young so my laptop set my legs on fire my screen burns brighter than the sun
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
Anonymous asked: u have fantastic boobs
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
Going to lunch with my friends having a little baby in one of those pouches on...– Robert Pattinson (via weheartpattinson) YOU CAN HAVE THAT WITH ME ♥
I had a great fucking night. I’ve missed Jenn a bunch! ♥ And I made some new friends!
sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape
furlabun: get online losers we’re going blogging
siriuslybellatrix: do you guys ever notice how efficient the people of tumblr are at giffing live events? if we all put that efficiency towards normal things we could probably take over the world and gif it at the same time.
circletines: just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.